his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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