this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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