Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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