from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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