STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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