we should wear snuggies to the strip club
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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