Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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