it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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