Porn is love you can see.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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