Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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