Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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