i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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