When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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