I need help removing her.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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