O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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