butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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