i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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