At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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