do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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