i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm too high and old for this...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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