please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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