I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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