Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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