I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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