If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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