Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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