I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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