was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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