All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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