If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I came so hard my ears popped.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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