no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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