so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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