The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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