Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize