She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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