plz talk dirty to me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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