Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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