Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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