It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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