Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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