I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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