what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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