i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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