I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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