it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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