You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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