Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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