I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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