My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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