Small penises have feelings too.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Someone came in the potted fern
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Randomize
