I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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