Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
