mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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