you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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