i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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